Postpartum Fantasy #2

Breastfeeding is a dream. The babies latch on properly every time, their feedings only take 20 minutes, and I never have to breast pump.

My nipples are never sore, red, chapped, or blistered, my breasts are never sore or engorged, I don’t get clogged ducts, and I don’t get mastitis.

I can feed the boys simultaneously without assistance, whipping them onto my breasts like a wild west gunslinger: out of holsters, onto breasts. Time elapsed: half a second.

Then I sit back, relax, and read a novel while they nurse happily and my older children bring me bonbons on silver trays.

One Response to “Postpartum Fantasy #2”

  1. Glyn says:

    Fantasizing can’t hurt, can it? Wishing you sunshine on a cloudy day……..