Posted in Raising kids on Jul 6th, 2010
Big V Little v What begins with V? Very Violet Vinegar And vasectomy! (With sincerest apologies to Dr. Suess.) On Sunday, as we drove to the hospital (yes, we went to the hospital again on Sunday. It’s a long story, but the upshot was that I spent two and a half hours on the monitors [...]
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Posted in Gratitude, Raising kids on Jul 2nd, 2010
Two weeks ago, the soles of my feet started itching. We’re talking keep-me-up-at-night itchy here. Over the next few days the itching spread all over my body. I itched in places I couldn’t scratch: between my toes, inside my ears. Even my eyeballs itched. I wanted to scratch off my skin. I also wanted a [...]
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Posted in Raising kids on Jun 18th, 2010
Are you pregnant? Are you walking around on skinny, bony ankles that are no longer big enough to support your frame? Well, have no fear. The solution is at hand. It’s called…The Cankle! Straight from the pages of Fit Pregnancy, this brand spanking new invention is half-calf, half-ankle: it extends your calf straight down to [...]
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